5 EVIL Ways To Annoy Your Colleagues Using Python

Introduction

This tutorial presents five playful yet annoying ways to use Python to prank your colleagues. While these methods are intended for fun, always consider your workplace culture and use discretion to avoid crossing any boundaries. Let's dive into these mischievous techniques!

Step 1: Adding Semicolons

In Python, semicolons are unnecessary, but you can add them at the end of each line to confuse your colleagues.

Instructions

• Open your Python script or create a new one.
• Add a semicolon to the end of each line of code. For example:

  print("Hello, World!"); 
  x = 10; 
  y = 20; 
  print(x + y);
  

Tip

Ensure you provide no explanation about the semicolons to heighten the confusion.

Step 2: The Answer to Life

This step involves creating a function that humorously claims to return the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

Instructions

• Create a function that always returns the number 42:

  def answer_to_life():
      return 42
  print(answer_to_life())
  

Common Pitfall

Make sure your colleagues are familiar with the reference from "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" to appreciate the prank.

Step 3: Bob?

This prank involves creating a program that randomly responds with "Bob?" whenever someone uses the input function.

Instructions

• Implement a function that overrides the input function:

  import builtins
  original_input = builtins.input
  
  def annoying_input(prompt):
      original_input(prompt)
      print("Bob?")
  
  builtins.input = annoying_input
  

Practical Advice

Use this prank sparingly, as it could become tedious for your colleagues over time.

Step 4: It’s Logical

Here, you can create a simple program that provides deliberately illogical responses to straightforward questions.

Instructions

• Use an if-else structure to return nonsensical answers:

  question = input("What's your question?")
  
  if "How are you?" in question:
      print("I'm a toaster.")
  else:
      print("That's a great question!")
  

Tip

Keep your responses humorous and light-hearted to maintain a fun atmosphere.

Step 5: Time is Money

This prank involves creating a timer that counts down in an exaggerated manner to emphasize how "time is money."

Instructions

• Use the time module to create a countdown:

  import time
  
  for i in range(10, 0, -1):
      print(f"Time left: {i} seconds")
      time.sleep(1)
      
  print("Time is money!")
  

Practical Application

This can be used in a meeting to jokingly emphasize the importance of time, but be careful not to disrupt important discussions.

Conclusion

These five Python pranks can add a light-hearted spirit to the workplace if used wisely. Always consider the context and your colleagues' personalities before executing these ideas. Enjoy experimenting with Python and remember to keep it fun!